My cat is an utter turd. He's been circling my desk all day whining like a bith. Finally he got as close as he possibly could without being in my lap: On the desk next to the computer. Now, every time I go to use the mouse, I have to push his head out of the way and move the mouse a little bit father away. And then he cuddles up to it again.
Here, see fo yourself.
First, dolefully gazing at me for refusing to pet him or let him outside for the 900th time
When that didn't work he glared at me (and subsequently got tangled in the curtain)
Then the little shit got sleepy
That's mah kitteh!
